BLASPHEMY!

Hillary? Tell a fib? O, that would never happen.

Observation: Alvin the Vacant doesn't appear to dig Portal. (An aside to kaliflower: if you haven't heard this band, you need to investigate, and pronto.)

Her Noise, courtesy of UbuWeb.

Rod Poole exits stage left.

This is why yer moms always told you not to fuck with rockets. [WARNING: FNORD: TENSHI: GRUESOME PIX]

"O NOZ! Don't nibble my 'nads just cause I brokens into your cribs!"

Think she might be in over her head?

It sure looks that way, doesn't it?

BOO! Hiss!

Myspace fought the law and the law won.

More compelling explanations.

HAH! Rudy gets kicked in the nuts!

In the Kingdom of the Ostrich, Karl Rove is king.


Die snugglepuff is away at her Accounting I class at ACC and I am here with the kitties and a plate full of scrumptious li'l cheese bits. Muenster cheese and guyere cheese, mmmm mmmm gooooooooooood.

SPIDER MAN tweaked.

I stopped by END OF AN EAR on the way home from work and discovered that they have bought out the now-vacant space next door. Soon they will knock down an inner wall and expand. They are also looking to greatly expand their metal collection, so at Blake's request I'll be compiling and sending a fat-ass list of METAL!!! titles they should want to stock, starting with lots of Impaled Nazarene and stuff on the Ajna Offensive label....

EDIT: How odd. Alvin does not appear to like Carcass. I wonder why not?

While die snugglepuff was using my PC a little while ago to check on email, I stepped outside for an illicit puff (that "breaking training" think, bleh). About fifteen minutes later, back inside, I was looking for Alvin and finally opened the door to find him outside. The doofus obviously followed me out without me seeing him. Chilly, chilly Alvin! I'll bet he thinks twice about that now when it's cold....

Oh, and a shout out to kalilflower and anyone else down with grotesque noise: Check out the Myspace page for 20.SV, a one-man project (from Lebanon, of all places) pursuing a twisted variant of noise / black metal using "frequency music" -- you know he's got to be evil, because he's done production / remix work for Stalaggh, who are plenty obnoxious in their own right (see the appropriate review in the new post for TOTDA).

... to kaliflower: Hey brutah, send me an email to the blackmetalassclown address and fill me in on what you already have by Corrupted. (Feel free to blab at me about other things as well, if you so desire.) If you can figure out a way to send some of your wife's wholesome-looking tofu goodness by email, feel free to do that to....

It's very difficult to type with a cat's asshole in your face. Not to mention stinky. Eeeew.